Have delusional liberal friends or relative’s you’re not quite ready to kick to the curb? Try lying to them about important things. Tire looks flat when it isn’t? Make a deal then don't hold up your end? Kid wants something useless you don’t want to pay for? Hold them hostage until they give in, waiting until they blame you for life’s problems then make them wait longer. Give them the liberal headlock until they give in. Remember, those in their 20’s have no point of reference to the real world and have nothing to compare it to. Took it from the swamp, why not you? Cornered!