READ THIS CAREFULLY! Democrats Invented the top 4 AND the soon to be NYC mayor will show you this! Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some milk. Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it. Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows. Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow. Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one, buy a bull.