To the Editor:
As I was about to put my Visa card in the credit card machine to pay for virus masks I was purchasing for me and my wife, a pretty young woman behind me slipped her card into the machine and said, “I got that.”
When I asked her why, she said, “I just want wanted to be charitable.” I said, “Thank you. I owe you a hug.”
She responded, “After the virus.” I asked what her name was and noticed her cheeks swell up as she smiled and said “Mileen with an m.”
As to how I knew there was a pretty young woman behind the mask, well, from the sound of her voice I could tell that she was ‘pretty young.’
Then, when my next door neighbor called me about a problem, I told him what happened, indicating that she must have done it because I was wearing my red “Trump” hat. He replied, “It was because of your (old) age.”
Cape May – Governor Murphy says he doesn't know anything about the drones and doesn't know what they are doing but he does know that they are not dangerous. Does anyone feel better now?